Rather rude tomatoes!

One, two, or three Ailsa Craig tomatoes…?
…Whichever, turn upside down
to reveal a glowing red three-cheek bum!
Meanwhile…
…I had to pick these four toms
because they had all succumbed
to Bottom Rot:
actually, down to my under-watering
the greenhouse corner plants
(they get more sun than most)
on really hot days.